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Ek din Jethalal subha ghar se chai pee ke apni dukan jane laga, abhi society se bahir nikalne wala hi tha ke unki patni daya ne balkuni se awaj lagai.. Are tappu ke papa. Ap torch lekar dukan jao. Kya hai ap jub sham ko dukan se wapis ate ho to ap andhere me mera gaon pehn lete ho..
Ye sunkar society me mojod sab log hasne lage aur jetha man hi man me daya par gussa karne laga. Hahaha

1 admi apni bevi sy
agar meri lotri nikly gi to tnm kya karo gi
bivi me adi ly kar meky chali jaun gi
admi 100 ki nikle ka 50 lo ro chale jao

Insan Ki Khuwahishat Kabhi Bhi Khatam Nahi Hoti.

Maery Pass Jab BiCycle Thi, Tab Main Sochta Tha K,

Maery Pass Motorbike Honi Chaheya, Koch Arssa

Guzzra To Motorbike Bhi Mil Gayi, To Jesay Hi Koch

Din Or Guzzrey To Dil Main “Car” Ka Arman Jag Utha

Issi Trha Maeri Har Khuwahish Pori Hoti Gayi, Lakin

Pher Bhi Abhi Tak Mujhey Aesay Feel Hota Hey K,

Maeri Ak Khuwahish Bhi Pori Nahi Hoti…!

Agar Insan Yeh Sochey K Main Ney Appni

Zindagi Achay Or Porsakon Tareqay Say Guzarni Hay

To Jitna Allah Ney Diya Hey Ossi Main Khush Rahney

Or Ossi Ko Appna Naseeb Samjh Kar Guzary To Insan

Appni Zindagi Khushgawar Guzar Sakta Hey.

Mohabat Kitna Meetha Lafaz Hey,

Jihaan Bhi Mohabat Ka Naam Aye

Ga Dil Main Ak Ajeeb  C  Halchal

Macha Jaye Gi.

Mohabat  Ak  Haqeeqi  Dhuka  Hey,

Jis Kay Andar  Ak  Lalich  Chhupi Hoi

Hay Or Oss Ko Mohabat Ka Naam Dey

Diya.

Agar Koi Bhi Shakhs Appney Bhai Say

Mohabat Karta Hey To Woh Is Liya

Karta Hey K Woh Oss Ka Appna Hota Hey,

Ghaer Say Mohabat Kiun Nahi Karta.

Agar Maan Appnay Bachay Say

Mohabat Karti Hey To Os K Jisam Ka

Hissa Hota Hey Kissi Dosrey K Bachay

Say Mohabat Kiun Nahi Karti.

Is Doniya Main Har Kissi Ko Lalich Hay

Koi Bhi Nahi Jo Lalich Or Gharaz K

Baghaer Ho.

Kissi Ko Rab Say Bhi Mohabat Hey To

Lalich  Jannat Ki, Or Kissi Ko Dilli Sakon

Hasil Karnay K Liya Mohabat Ka Sahara.

(Mohabat Hi Lalich Hay)

Zindagi Insan Ko Kabhi Zameen say Asman Par Ley Jati Hey,

Or Pher Kabhi Itni Bolandi Say Girrati Hey K Zindagi Mout Say Bhi Bad Tar Ho Jati Hay.

Main Ney Jab Is Doniya Main Ankh Kholi To Bas Mujhey Ronay K Ilawah Or Koch Bhi Nahi Ata Tha, Bas Zindagi Or Halat Ney Mujhey Hasna Bhi Seekha Diya Or Rona To Mujhey Pehlay Say Hi Ata Tha.

Zindagi Say Siraf Mujhey Khushi Hi Milli, Jab Bhi Mujh Say Doniya Ney Koch Dey Kar Dobara Chhena To Mujhey Rona Yad Ageya.

Zindagi Ney Mohabat Ka Jazba Bhi Dil Main Peda Kar Diya, To Mujhey Laga Ak Haseen Doniya Maery Liya Banni Hey, Lakin Mujhey Kiya Malom K Yeh Jazbat Bhi Jhotey Or Yeh Log Bhi Jhotey, Pher Mujhey Appni Wohi Pehli Zaban Yad Aa Gayi.

Zindagi Main Mohabat Kar K Mujhey To Dukh Hi Milla , Zindagi Main Yeh Talkhiyan Na Hon To Is Ka Naam Zindagi Hi Na Hota.

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
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Marriage Sms