Archive for the ‘Wife SMS’ Category
Daya bhi naa?
Ek din Jethalal subha ghar se chai pee ke apni dukan jane laga, abhi society se bahir nikalne wala hi tha ke unki patni daya ne balkuni se awaj lagai.. Are tappu ke papa. Ap torch lekar dukan jao. Kya hai ap jub sham ko dukan se wapis ate ho to ap andhere me mera gaon pehn lete ho..
Ye sunkar society me mojod sab log hasne lage aur jetha man hi man me daya par gussa karne laga. Hahaha
1 admi apni bevi sy
1 admi apni bevi sy
agar meri lotri nikly gi to tnm kya karo gi
bivi me adi ly kar meky chali jaun gi
admi 100 ki nikle ka 50 lo ro chale jao
Khuwahish Or Pasand
Insan Ki Khuwahishat Kabhi Bhi Khatam Nahi Hoti.
Maery Pass Jab BiCycle Thi, Tab Main Sochta Tha K,
Maery Pass Motorbike Honi Chaheya, Koch Arssa
Guzzra To Motorbike Bhi Mil Gayi, To Jesay Hi Koch
Din Or Guzzrey To Dil Main “Car” Ka Arman Jag Utha
Issi Trha Maeri Har Khuwahish Pori Hoti Gayi, Lakin
Pher Bhi Abhi Tak Mujhey Aesay Feel Hota Hey K,
Maeri Ak Khuwahish Bhi Pori Nahi Hoti…!
Agar Insan Yeh Sochey K Main Ney Appni
Zindagi Achay Or Porsakon Tareqay Say Guzarni Hay
To Jitna Allah Ney Diya Hey Ossi Main Khush Rahney
Or Ossi Ko Appna Naseeb Samjh Kar Guzary To Insan
Appni Zindagi Khushgawar Guzar Sakta Hey.
Mohabat Hi Lalich Hoti Hay
Mohabat Kitna Meetha Lafaz Hey,
Jihaan Bhi Mohabat Ka Naam Aye
Ga Dil Main Ak Ajeeb C Halchal
Macha Jaye Gi.
Mohabat Ak Haqeeqi Dhuka Hey,
Jis Kay Andar Ak Lalich Chhupi Hoi
Hay Or Oss Ko Mohabat Ka Naam Dey
Diya.
Agar Koi Bhi Shakhs Appney Bhai Say
Mohabat Karta Hey To Woh Is Liya
Karta Hey K Woh Oss Ka Appna Hota Hey,
Ghaer Say Mohabat Kiun Nahi Karta.
Agar Maan Appnay Bachay Say
Mohabat Karti Hey To Os K Jisam Ka
Hissa Hota Hey Kissi Dosrey K Bachay
Say Mohabat Kiun Nahi Karti.
Is Doniya Main Har Kissi Ko Lalich Hay
Koi Bhi Nahi Jo Lalich Or Gharaz K
Baghaer Ho.
Kissi Ko Rab Say Bhi Mohabat Hey To
Lalich Jannat Ki, Or Kissi Ko Dilli Sakon
Hasil Karnay K Liya Mohabat Ka Sahara.
(Mohabat Hi Lalich Hay)
Maera Afsana
Zindagi Insan Ko Kabhi Zameen say Asman Par Ley Jati Hey,
Or Pher Kabhi Itni Bolandi Say Girrati Hey K Zindagi Mout Say Bhi Bad Tar Ho Jati Hay.
Main Ney Jab Is Doniya Main Ankh Kholi To Bas Mujhey Ronay K Ilawah Or Koch Bhi Nahi Ata Tha, Bas Zindagi Or Halat Ney Mujhey Hasna Bhi Seekha Diya Or Rona To Mujhey Pehlay Say Hi Ata Tha.
Zindagi Say Siraf Mujhey Khushi Hi Milli, Jab Bhi Mujh Say Doniya Ney Koch Dey Kar Dobara Chhena To Mujhey Rona Yad Ageya.
Zindagi Ney Mohabat Ka Jazba Bhi Dil Main Peda Kar Diya, To Mujhey Laga Ak Haseen Doniya Maery Liya Banni Hey, Lakin Mujhey Kiya Malom K Yeh Jazbat Bhi Jhotey Or Yeh Log Bhi Jhotey, Pher Mujhey Appni Wohi Pehli Zaban Yad Aa Gayi.
Zindagi Main Mohabat Kar K Mujhey To Dukh Hi Milla , Zindagi Main Yeh Talkhiyan Na Hon To Is Ka Naam Zindagi Hi Na Hota.
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
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