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Pappu: Dad

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?

Santa opened

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Santa:Major

Santa:

Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,

they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?

Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Santa had

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?

Because the bank’s slogan was:

We make your dreams come true

Santa had a dream

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?

Because the bank’s slogan was:

We make your dreams come true

Santa cuts sides

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

before taking it?

Guess why?

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To avoid the side effects!

Santa: Look

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

Bantas advise

Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

 
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