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Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai…

Apni maa say pitne kay bad

Apni maa say pitne kay bad bacha apne baap say: papa app nay kala ilam sekha hua hai kia?
Baap:Nai beta.
Bacha:Phir esi zalim bala kesay pakri

2 sardar samander main

2 sardar samander main chamach sy dahi mila rahy the
to 1 pathan aya aur poch ye kia kar rahy ho sardar ny kaha lasi bana rahy hain
pathan ny kaha itni lasi tumhara bap peay ga

Kal jab milay thay

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Tumhry abu kya kaam krte hain

Teacher:
Tumhry abu kya kaam krte hain?
Bacha:
PSW k malik hain
Tchr: Nice.Acha ye PSW ka kia mtlab hy?
Bacha:
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Pola Samoseyan Wala
Tchr: dor fete mo,

3 admi airport

3 admi airport pr apni beevion ka intezar kr rhay thay punjabi wo dekho hmari shehzadi a rhi hy sindhi wo dekho hmari nawabzadi a rhi hy pathan josh me hmari b haramzadi a rhi hy

Jeo Pathan

Air Hostes ke breast pr baij laga howa tha jis pe likha howa tha kiran.
pathan ne dekh kar kaha ke khoubsorat naam hai ,dosre ka nahin rakha.

BETA MAA SE PIT KR

Apni maa say pitne kay bad bacha apne baap say: papa app nay kala ilam sekha hua hai kia?
Baap:Nai beta.
Bacha:Phir esi zalim bala kesay pakri