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tanhai

ak bandy ny pairot rakha hua tha jo sb batain b krta tha ak dafa us band ny apna pairot ghar k bahir rastay ma rakh dia jb us ka parosi guzra to pairot ny kaha chwal e oye”yeh sun kr usy gusa aya un bandy ny malik ko shikat laga di malik ny pairot ko danta or bura bala kaha,
2nd day malik ny usy phr bahir rakh dia to us ka parosi guzra per pairot na bola wo banda pechay mur mur kr bar bar pairot ko dekhny laga to pairot ny kaha “samji gy oco”

funny

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
pehle ne kaha : 30 lakh mein
bridge bana dunga.
Authorities ne puchha kaise??
Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.
pappu bola: 90 lakh mein bana
dunga!!
Authorities ne pucha: Itna mahenga
kyun??
pappu bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.
Authorities bole: Aur bridge kaun
banayega??
pappu bola: Bridge 30 lakh wale se
banwaye ge
pappu got the tender…!!

Apni maa say pitne kay bad bacha

Apni maa say pitne kay bad bacha
apne baap say: papa app nay kala
ilam sekha hua hai kia?
Baap:Nai beta.
Bacha:Phir esi zalim bala kesay
pakri

sm

wadya

akhbar ma add aya

paper ma news aaya k purana mobile do or naya leker jao>>!
do admi wo news parhte hi forn uthey to rastey ma kisi se pucha k ye adreess kaha ha…., to us ne un ki kan pati p bandook rakh k bola k ye news hum ne diya hai or sath main ye bhi kaha k pura mobile do or jaake naya lelo………….!

hahahahaha

Lovely

Khokharvp lover4allpakistani GiRL Hello frands I am vp
No love no10then
Kissing4all AND happy 4all tame
My frands Y U 4get me?

Lovely

Hello frands I am vp
No love no10then
Kissing4all AND happy 4all tame
My frands Y U 4get me?

funny

Ek Aadmi Raat me Qabristan me Akela Betha Tha Kisi Ne………!

Ek Musafir Ne Pocha:
Tumhe dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi:
Darna Kesa! andar Garmi thi to Bahar Agaya…..!!!!!