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Kash koi “exam result”

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.

To my studious friend

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

Samandar Bhar

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

University Ka 1 Student

University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor padhai pr Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade aata.

Lovely days in my life

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Paper Se Pehle Ki “DUA”

Paper Se Pehle Ki

Hey! Bhagwan !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Padhunga …

Great students like us

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket…

not b’coz dat we aim 2 sky.

but b’coz we don’t start studying until our tail is fired on!!

Exam rule of

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked