Archive for February, 2012

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight

US ne bhi loat k aanay mein umar gawa di

“”…..US ne bhi loat k aanay mein umar gawa di…””MOHSIN
“”…..JIS ko So bar kaha shaam na hony dena…”

Inn dono ko uff b na kaho

Inn dono ko uff b na kaho
aur na hi inhein jhirhko
aur inn sy narmi sy baat kro
aur Rehmat k saath aajzi k bazo unn
k liye jhukaay rakho.
Kaho ay Rab inn dono pr Reham ferma
jaisa k inhon ny mujhy bachpan mein pala…
(WALDAIN K BARAY MEIN ALLAH KA QURAN MEIN HUKAM)

surprise don ga

Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad pathan ka baap america sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri maa kahan ha,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi, Pathan bola,
. . . . . . . . . Mein ne socha surprise don ga.?

CHABi wali goli

1bacha muskrate hue paida hua
Nurse:kyun hans rahe ho?
Bache ne muthi kholi or
CHABi wali goli nikl kr dikhai or
bola DON ko marna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he

Imam Gzali kehty hn

Jungle Me 1 shakhs k pechy sher lg jata hy wo jan bchany k le 1 kuwain me chalang lga deta hy or rassi se ltk jata hy, jb nechy dekhta hy to kuwain ki gehrai me 1 azdaha betha hota hy itny me 2 chohy (black and white) kuwain ki rassi ko kutarny lgty hn, Achank usy kuwain me shehad ka chhatta nzr ata hy or wo shehad ko ungli se zban pr lgata hy Shehd ki mithas usy upr sher, neechy azdahy or 2 chohy bhula deti hy Wo bhool jata hy k akhir usne neechy hi girna hy. . Imam Gzali kehty hn is me sher “Mot” hy jo hr wqt tmary peechy hy, azdaha “Qbr” jis me tmhen hr hal me jana hy, 2 chohy (white,black) din or rat hn jo tmari zndgi (rassi) ko ahista ahista kutr rhy hn, Or wo shehad “Duniya” hy jis ko thora sa chakho to tmhen Mot, Qbr, wqt or akhirt bhula deti hy…..!!!

Kaash Aa Jaye Vo Mujhy Jaan Se Guzarty Dekhy

Us Ki Khawahish Thi Kabhi Mujh Ko Bikharty Dekhy

Wo Saleeqy Se Hua Hum Se Gurezan Warna

Log To Saaf Mohabat Se Mukarty Dekhy

Waqat Hota Hai Her Ek Zakham Ka Marham Mohsin

Phir Bhi Kuch Zakham Thy Asy Jo Na Bharty Dekhy.

Kaash Aa Jaye Vo Mujhy Jaan Se Guzarty Dekhy

Us Ki Khawahish Thi Kabhi Mujh Ko Bikharty Dekhy

Wo Saleeqy Se Hua Hum Se Gurezan Warna

Log To Saaf Mohabat Se Mukarty Dekhy

Waqat Hota Hai Her Ek Zakham Ka Marham Mohsin

Phir Bhi Kuch Zakham Thy Asy Jo Na Bharty Dekhy.

 
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