Archive for February, 2011

sexy sms

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself….(‘. ‘ )

Good night sms

Aj agar apka SMS aye ga tu hi hum ROTI khain gay!
Ghusse may Chicken baryani with cheese macroni salad k baad ICE CREAM kha k hi rat guzar lain gay.!

Friendship sms

Lafz aap do, geet hum banayenge.
Manzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge.
Khush aap raho, khushiyan hum dilayenge.
Aap bas dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge.

Best wishes sms

Soft Speech clean hart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind & determined decision wth God’s Love.
Alway Makes u winner.

Best wishes sms

I thought you could use some beauty
In your life today
So i’m sending you this greeting
To let you know that i’m
think about you
And sending some goos wishes your way
May your day be touched with sunshine
Your hesrt overflow with love
And your soul sing with hope
Msy everything in your life sparkle
With a radiances that
Comes only from happiness

bijli ka kia matlab hai

Kia aap jaante hai,
BIJLI ka kia matlab hai?
B: Begunah
I: Insano ko
J: Jalane ke liye
L: Load sheding ka
I: Intizaam..;-)!


(‘:’) (‘;’)
,/) )\,,/))\,
L L ,!!,

Chal Yaar
Jo log humain achay lagte hain
unhain “Good Morning” bol kar atay hai…