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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

U look good from far, but when u get closer, ur far from good!

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy shoes!

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